Why Men are Proud of Themselves

1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group.
5. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend.
10. Underwear is $10 a three pack.
11. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
12. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
13. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
14. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
15. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
16. Your pals never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
17. We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
18. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
19. The same hairstyle lasts for years - maybe decades.
20. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
21. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one belt, one color, all seasons.
22. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
23. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas, and in 45 minutes.

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Created on 10/01/2005 10:38 PM by Giles
Updated on 10/01/2005 10:40 PM by Giles

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